Here’s Kendrick Lamar’s new music video, “Alright”.
This video is from a really interesting series where people are asked what’s the last picture on their phone. This is a great concept for a video series and it immediately made me look up the last photo on my phone:
Sweet! Drinking beers on my balcony last night! At least mine is better than the woman in the video that came home to her husband trashing her house with Cinnabon frosting. What is your last picture on your phone?
Here are the links to more entries in the series:
Last Photo – San Francisco
Last Photo – Los Angeles
Last Photo – New York
Last Photo – Miami
Last Photo – Alabama
Last Photo – London
Last Photo – Detroit
This person recreated Mario 64 using the Unreal Engine that was recentley released for free. This makes me excited to see what people produce with these tools within the new few years. I could only imagine how much money would be made if they recreated Mario 64 with these kinds of graphics. Here you go Nintendo…
Some of these kids have hilarious responses to being asked what gay marriage is. And that last kid knows way more than most adults.
Step by step on How To Blow Up Your Own A**hole:
Step 1: Be a complete f**king moron.
Step 2: Did I mention you have to be a complete f**king moron?
Step 3: Throw some fireworks under a toilet thing (not actually sure what that is, but it looked porcelain).
Step 4: Sit on it.
Step 5: Ice your butthole.
At least I think that’s what’s going on in this video. I know it has something to do with Facebook and this kid “disrespecting their daughter” on it. Well, whatever’s going on this big dude is fucking terrifying, even with his bright orange shirt and purple cargo long shorts. And this woman just dropped lots of gang names on this fool and then a “Bye bye bitch”.
That might be impressive, but wait till 2 Chainz checks out my 2010 Toyota Corolla with custom brown rust coloration and vintage empty redbull cans on the passenger seat.
Now that’s a lot of ugly dogs.
Dollar Shave Club meets its rival.
With a beheading in France, a deadly mosque bombing in Kuwait, and people getting gunned down in a hotel in Tunisia all in the past 24 hours, it’s really refreshing to hear the news not have to talk about horrible shit for a couple of minutes.
Also, Justice Kennedy, who wrote the majority opinion in the 5-4 decision, is a poet.
“No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves. Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right. The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.”
College Humor nailed it with this one. Also, shout out to that Jeff Goldblum impression!
This might be sad, but I didn’t know the meaning to half of these damn slag words.
Now I’m no scientist, but if you asked me what I thought would happen if you tried to cut a watermelon in half with a giant sword over a glass table it wouldn’t take me long to come up with an answer. I can’t tell who’s dumber, the dude wielding the giant sword or the woman videotaping it whos glass table is about to be smashed. Well she is recording this vertically, so she is…she’s dumber.
Chris Farley was one of the funniest humans the planet has ever seen, and his tragic too-soon death was a devastating blow to anyone that knew him personally and to everyone who got to enjoy his movies and TV. This trailer for the documentary about his life is definitely going to make people laugh and cry at the same time. The documentary will feature the likes of David Spade, Christina Applegate, Dan Aykroyd, Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, and Molly Shannon. I Am Chris Farley is in theaters on July 31st.
CEO was a big gaming tournament that took place over the weekend in Orlando Florida. Coming from someone who plays a lot of video games, I can say that sometimes I think this whole “e-sports” thing can go a little over board. So it’s good to see some people not trying to be so serious about it and have some fun. On the other hand however, as cool as the stone cold entrance was I’m just imagining the fucking mess this guy made when he cracked open two beers(maybe energy drinks?) and spilled them all over the stage which was more than likely covered in electrical wiring for the event. Thanks a lot Stone Cold…
This guy gets honorable mention with the ninja entrance.
Here’s a short video of porn starts (Jesse jane, Lisa Ann, Teagan Presely, Tori Black) explaining what they will NOT do on the set. So in case you were wondering, Lisa Ann would not like “her head in a toilet”.
Bring a smile to your face this Monday morning with the best news bloopers of June 2015.