This Bear Should Have Mauled This Woman

I respect human life and all but this woman should have been mauled by this bear. You’re in the wilderness you idiot. There’s going to be bears there. Don’t f**king pepper spray into the air, just accept you’re on their turf, go inside, cut your losses. F**king your stupid kayak.

…yes I’m hungover this morning, I might be a little salty but I have no time for these morons.

This Freshman Can Jump Higher Than You

Remember that one brief moment in time when you were athletic? It usually happened around late high school before college partying made you all fat and squishy. I was actually able to dunk at one point (I know, it’s almost not believable) but I was never able to jump and touch the top of the f**king backboard like Texas freshman Kerwin Roach.