What happens when you take The Force Awakens trailer and mash it up with the Patriots? You get this epic video. Even if you aren’t a Pats fan you have to admit this is pretty damn awesome.
Week one of the NFL saw the Eagles lose to the Falcons 26-24, and in week two the Eagles lost again this time to the Cowboys 20-10. Needless to say there’s a lot of angry Eagles fans out there but maybe none more angry than this dude who goes by the YouTube user name eatdatpussy445. This 10 minute long rant includes lots of yelling and F-bombs and it’s hilarious.
The Carolina Panthers beat the Houston Texans 24-17 on Sunday, but the highlight of the game was this amazing front flip touchdown by Cam Newton. He came so close to even sticking the landing! This play reminds me of that amazing
Jerome Simpson front flip touchdown:
Can't beat bills fans. Unreal. pic.twitter.com/8KaxcYSnGo
— Jimbo (@RowleyJimmy) September 20, 2015
This Bills fan did not have a good Sunday. He started the day tailgating by funneling a beer then failing hard to body slam a dummy in a Pats uniform, then had to watch his team get beat 40-32.
Last night during the (surprisingly) awesome Thursday Night Football game between the Broncos and the Chiefs, Broncos linebacker Von Miller busted out a legendary celebration dance (thrust). If it seems familiar it’s because Hingle McCringleberry kept getting flags for the same dance.
Gronk is a person just like the rest of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, catches touchdown passes, wins Super Bowls, parties with supermodels, and gets confused by magic tricks…just like the rest of us.
The glitches in the Madden games are easily the best parts and this one is a doozy. Good for you if you make it through the entire thing but if you don’t want to I’ll spoil the ending…no one recovers the fumble. The ridiculousness ends when the ball goes out the back of the end zone.
I don’t know what the hell this fight is about and I don’t really care. To me it just means that football is finally here! Skip to the 1:30 mark to see the first (very slow) punch thrown. Football!!!!!
Last night was (finally) the first game of the NFL season and featured the New England Patriots beating the Pittsburgh Steelers 28-21. Some of the highlights of the game included 3 touchdowns for Gronkowski, Brady throwing 4 touchdowns, headset issues (btw the headsets are distributed and controlled by the NFL, not the teams, so Mike Tomlin can shut his stupid f**king sore looser mouth, damn crybaby), and the highlight of them all was the entire crowd at Gillette Stadium chanting “Where is Roger!” Of course they’re referring to Commissioner Roger Goodell who decided not to show up after getting his ass handed to him in court over the whole deflated balls crap. I have to say that it was probably the smart move considering he might not make it out of New England alive at this point.
How does this joker still have a job?
No matter what your opinion on the whole deflategate (defakegate) mess, this back and forth between San Francisco radio host Chip Franklin and Tom Brady Sr. is pretty awesome. I have to take Tom Brady’s dad’s position on the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell being joke and ESPN being a joke.
This little girl asked some NFL players (Andrew Luck, Antonio Brown, Clay Matthews, DeMarco Murray, Dez Bryant, Kam Chancellor, Odell Beckham Jr, Patrick Peterson) some pretty simple questions which is cute and all. Then she busts out the big guns and drops some serious questions on them which totally stumps them.
In the new trailer for Concussion Will Smith goes after the NFL for hiding concussion and brain trauma findings caused be playing football. It opens in December of this year. On a totally separate note I can’t wait for football season to start!
This commercial is so out of left field it’s amazing, and the cast is crazy: Dave Franco, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Julio Jones, Rob Gronkowski (yes, he dances in this), Colin Kaepernick, Antonio Brown and (foot lover) Rex Ryan.
This new SportsCenter commercial is hilarious as Gronk shows off his Super Bowl ring, which are ridiculously huge. Just look at this f**king thing:
Also on September 8th the NFL network is airing a special on the Pats/Seahawks Super Bowl so check it out.
If you’re a Seahawks fan I would suggest not watching this as it might cause nightmares. However if you’re a Patriots fan, or football fan in general, this trailer for “Do Your Job: Bill Belichick And The 2014 Patriots” looks amazing!
Whether or not you like the Patriots you have to admit this rap by Akrobatik is sick. This (hopefully) will be my last ever post on “deflategate” because we’re all sick and tired of hearing it by now. Every time I turn on ESPN and hear “breaking news” on this ball pressure bulls**t I have the same reaction: