Humpback Whale Takes Out Kayakers In This Terrifying Video

Did someone say ‘close call’?! This easily could have been the end for these kayakers when this humpback whale breach and almost landed right on top of them. Luckily for them he missed by a little bit only flipping their kayak over.

From the YouTube description:
“On our 08:00 am Sanctuary Cruises whale tour, just outside the harbor in Moss Landing, two kayakers on a tandam kayak were almost crushed to death by a massive, near full-size humpback whale. We stopped to see a large aggregation of humpbacks feeding and carrying on with random acts of hijinks. There were also a lot of kayakers right in the middle of it all. Humpbacks were coming up next to and in the middle of many kayakers. It was amusing. It’s all fun and games until someone gets jumped on. The next thing we knew, this thing launched right on top of these two kayakers. That was heavy. The video was shot by Sanctuary Cruises passenger Larry Plants.”

Cable Snaps On Slingshot Ride

Want a reason to never go on one of those slingshot ride? We’ve posted a close call with one of these rides before and this is what happens when the cable snaps when it’s actually in the air! The only thing good to come out of these stupid rides are the hilarious reaction videos we get to watch and make fun of. Would I ever get on one of these ridiculously dangerous rides?

Shark Capsizes Kayak, Fisherman Swims For Life & Still Catches Shark

There’s a whole lot going on in that title so let’s break it down. This dude was fishing for sharks while in his kayak (why the hell he would do that I have no idea) and gets taken for a little ride when he hooks one. Then the shark flips him over into the water! Now he’s swimming for his life next to a giant, pissed off, shark. When he gets to safety he decides to jump back in his tiny kayak and finish the job catching the shark. I’m going to give this video 1,000 nopes.

Disgusting Worm Shoots Web Over Dude’s Hand

Don’t watch this before you eat. This is a marine ribbon worm and it’s insanely gross. It shoots out this ribbon over this dude’s hand and somehow he doesn’t freak out. There is so much NOPE in this video.
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Side note, the YouTube user that uploaded this video goes by “Uncle Fuck Stick”…

Ride This Coaster And Try Not To Vomit

Some people love the thrill of riding roller coasters. I am not one of these people. This is footage from a test ride of “#Fury325″. The coaster is 325 feet high and reaches speeds of 95mph. That’s a big nope for me, I’ll stick to the teacups thank you very much. The “#Fury325″ will open this spring in Charlotte, NC.