What happens when you take The Force Awakens trailer and mash it up with the Patriots? You get this epic video. Even if you aren’t a Pats fan you have to admit this is pretty damn awesome.
Can't beat bills fans. Unreal. pic.twitter.com/8KaxcYSnGo
— Jimbo (@RowleyJimmy) September 20, 2015
This Bills fan did not have a good Sunday. He started the day tailgating by funneling a beer then failing hard to body slam a dummy in a Pats uniform, then had to watch his team get beat 40-32.
Gronk is a person just like the rest of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, catches touchdown passes, wins Super Bowls, parties with supermodels, and gets confused by magic tricks…just like the rest of us.
Last night was (finally) the first game of the NFL season and featured the New England Patriots beating the Pittsburgh Steelers 28-21. Some of the highlights of the game included 3 touchdowns for Gronkowski, Brady throwing 4 touchdowns, headset issues (btw the headsets are distributed and controlled by the NFL, not the teams, so Mike Tomlin can shut his stupid f**king sore looser mouth, damn crybaby), and the highlight of them all was the entire crowd at Gillette Stadium chanting “Where is Roger!” Of course they’re referring to Commissioner Roger Goodell who decided not to show up after getting his ass handed to him in court over the whole deflated balls crap. I have to say that it was probably the smart move considering he might not make it out of New England alive at this point.
How does this joker still have a job?
No matter what your opinion on the whole deflategate (defakegate) mess, this back and forth between San Francisco radio host Chip Franklin and Tom Brady Sr. is pretty awesome. I have to take Tom Brady’s dad’s position on the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell being joke and ESPN being a joke.
This new SportsCenter commercial is hilarious as Gronk shows off his Super Bowl ring, which are ridiculously huge. Just look at this f**king thing:
Also on September 8th the NFL network is airing a special on the Pats/Seahawks Super Bowl so check it out.
If you’re a Seahawks fan I would suggest not watching this as it might cause nightmares. However if you’re a Patriots fan, or football fan in general, this trailer for “Do Your Job: Bill Belichick And The 2014 Patriots” looks amazing!
Whether or not you like the Patriots you have to admit this rap by Akrobatik is sick. This (hopefully) will be my last ever post on “deflategate” because we’re all sick and tired of hearing it by now. Every time I turn on ESPN and hear “breaking news” on this ball pressure bulls**t I have the same reaction:
On Deadliest Catch tonight, pro-Seahawks crab fishermen listen to end of Super Bowl. Not fans of passing pic.twitter.com/l86yB76i2m
— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) August 5, 2015
Deadliest Catch finally will air the episode when the crew heard the ending to the Super Bowl. We all remember it, Russell Wilson was intercepted by Malcom Butler on the 1 yard line when they clearly should have let Beast Mode run the ball in. I was rooting for the Patriots so this clip makes me happy all over again. Although these guys don’t take the news so well.
Show me someone who doesn’t want to party with Gronk, and I’ll show you a liar. From the YouTube descripion:
It’s time to PARTY, it’s time to ROCK, but more importantly, it’s time to get GRONK’D! Rob Gronkowski and his family want you to grab your sunnies, your swimsuits, your babes and your bros for one hell of a shindig sailing down the coast. It’s time to go big or go home ’cause we’re throwing a 3-day party sailing from Miami to the Bahamas with 2,500 of his most hype’d up fans, favorite bands, DJs, and comedians!
Bill Burr is fucking hilarious, and he’s also from Boston so let’s watch him put the New York Times on blast for their stupid deflategate cover.
Full disclosure, I’m a huge Pats fan. So maybe the new Star Wars trailer cut up with Patriots footage is more interesting to me than someone who isn’t a fan. But having Tom Brady as the sister is hilarious! Way to go Julian Edelman who posted this on his youtube page.
I love everything about this video. Maybe because I’m from New England. Maybe it’s because I love watching people hurt themselves jumping out of their windows. Or maybe because since I now live in California I’m just jealous and want to do this myself.