Colbert Points Out How Much Of An Ass Donald Trump Is

I try not to the play the politics card too much because I honestly don’t care. I’m with Burr on this:

But really, Donald Trump can’t be real about running for president. It’s funny and all…except it’s not funny because he’s a complete piece of s**t…the salty-ness continues.

People Don’t Know Who’s Running For President

Jimmy Kimmely went out on the street (Hollywood Blvd, which isn’t really a street it’s more like a disease-filled cesspool of touristy depression) and asked people who’s running for president out of the 3 choices. Turns out nobody knows because there’s 1,000 candidates right now.

Donald Trump Is Winning Because Of His Hat According To Colbert

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert is officially up and running with its 3rd episode airing last night. It’s…ok, not bad, but not great either. Colbert seems almost a little uncomfortable not being in character. I expect he’ss get a little more comfortable being himself out there the show will just get better. His best segments are when he’s sitting behind his desk talking politics (he’s had some practice with that) such as the first episode’s Donald Trump/Oreo segment, and last night’s Donald Trump hat segment.

Donald Trump Has A Weird Obsession With China

I still think that Donald Trump’s presidential run is a totally fake or at least press for a new reality show. Maybe Ashton Kutcher will jump out from behind the podium one of these days to tell us we’ve all gotten punk’d. Either way it’s a fun ride with this nut case running.

Trump Says Megyn Kelly Had “Blood Coming Out Of Her…Wherever.”

Donald Trump continues to be a complete piece of s**t during his run for President. During the Republican debate he called Rosie O’Donnell a pig (again, he has a history of that) and got into it with moderator Megyn Kelly. I’d almost forgive what he said during the debate because she spells her name like that (just spell it Meagan!) but now he’s gone on CNN to claim that Megyn Kelly had “blood coming out of her…wherever.” I seriously think he’s just trolling us now. There’s no way this is serious right? My guess is that this is all just a publicity stunt for a new reality TV series he’s making.

This Political Ad Blows Up A Family At The Dinner Table

Um, what the hell did I watch? Apparently this ad is from the “Foundation for American Security and Freedom” and it shows a family sitting down to dinner with happy music behind it while they talk about their day and then BOOM! My real question is why the hell this dad just picks up his, what looks like, 13 year old son like he’s a 2 year old!? What the hell is that all about??

Trump To The Future

Donald Trump running for president is one of the funniest things that’s ever happened. He started it off by calling all Mexicans rapist drug dealers and then said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he was a POW. So it goes without saying that Trump is a complete piece of shit. This video shows what would happen if he was actually president.