TRAILER: Zoolander 2

Here’s the first real trailer for Zoolander 2 and it looks, well, it looks like it’s definitely a thing that’s happening. I actually really liked the first one so I’m hoping this one is at least half as good (but that might be just wishful thinking). It stars Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson (duh), Penélope Cruz, Kristen Wiig, and Will Ferrell and also tons and tons of cameos.

The New Trailer For “The Revenant” Is Better Than Most Movies

Wow, just wow. I try not to get too excited from amazing trailers because more often than not the actual movie is a letdown but the first two trailers for The Revenant look absolutely incredible (watch the first one here). Watching this second trailer was a better experience than watching most movies.

Honest Trailers Points Out How Creepy Peter Pan Is

I haven’t seen this animated version of Peter Pan in many many years and after seeing this Honest Trailers I’m definitely not watching it ever again. Just plain creepy.

Previous Honest Trailers:

Furious 7

The Happening

8 Mile

Super Mario Bros

Fantastic Four (2005)

Terminator 2

Toy Story

The Lost World

50 Shades of Grey

Hulk

The Hobbit

Iron Man

TRAILER: The Big Short

The first trailer for “The Big Short” shows how banks made everyone wear terrible wigs:

The Big Short Wigs

In all honesty this movies looks really awesome.

From the YouTube description:
“When four outsiders saw what the big banks, media and government refused to, the global collapse of the economy, they had an idea: The Big Short. Their bold investment leads them into the dark underbelly of modern banking where they must question everyone and everything. Based on the true story and best-selling book by Michael Lewis (The Blind Side, Moneyball), and directed by Adam Mckay (Anchorman, Step Brothers) The Big Short stars Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt.”

Honest Trailers: Furious 7

Honest trailers is back and this time they’re taking the latest Fast and Furious movie, Furious 7! I’m going to be honest with you, I never actually watched this one because it looked so damn stupid, but after this Honest trailers I might have to check it out because of how damn stupid it looks!

Previous Honest Trailers:

The Happening

8 Mile

Super Mario Bros

Fantastic Four (2005)

Terminator 2

Toy Story

The Lost World

50 Shades of Grey

Hulk

The Hobbit

Iron Man

The Jungle Book Teaser Trailer

Here’s the first teaser trailer for Disney’s live action remake of The Jungle Book. Visually the movie looks absolutely stunning and that’s pretty much all we have to go on right now. The cast is definitely an all-star lineup with Idris Elba, Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong, and Christopher Walken.

From the YouTube description:
Directed by Jon Favreau (“Iron Man”), based on Rudyard Kipling’s timeless stories and inspired by Disney’s classic animated film, “The Jungle Book” is an all-new live-action epic adventure about Mowgli (newcomer Neel Sethi), a man-cub who’s been raised by a family of wolves. But Mowgli finds he is no longer welcome in the jungle when fearsome tiger Shere Khan (voice of Idris Elba), who bears the scars of Man, promises to eliminate what he sees as a threat.

Urged to abandon the only home he’s ever known, Mowgli embarks on a captivating journey of self-discovery, guided by panther-turned-stern mentor Bagheera (voice of Ben Kingsley), and the free-spirited bear Baloo (voice of Bill Murray). Along the way, Mowgli encounters jungle creatures who don’t exactly have his best interests at heart, including Kaa (voice of Scarlett Johansson), a python whose seductive voice and gaze hypnotizes the man-cub, and the smooth-talking King Louie (voice of Christopher Walken), who tries to coerce Mowgli into giving up the secret to the elusive and deadly red flower: fire.

World’s First Action P.O.V. Movie “Hardcore” Looks Epic

Here’s a look at a feature length action movie shot entirely in the P.O.V. perspective and it looks intense. Here’s the actual trailer:

Here’s the description of the movie:
“HARDCORE is a modern, action Sci-Fi story about HENRY, a newly resurrected cyborg who must save his wife/creator ESTELLE (Haley Bennet) from the clutches of a psychotic tyrant with telekinetic powers, AKAN (Danila Kozlovsky), and his army of mercenaries. Fighting alongside Henry is JIMMY (Sharlto Copley), who is Henry’s only hope to make it through the day. Hardcore takes place over the course of one day, in Moscow, Russia.” (source)

Director Ilya Naishuller got the chance to make this after his short film BAD MOTHERFUCKER got him noticed by Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov:

South Park’s Season 19 Trailer Looks Familiar

The trailer for season 19 (seriously, 19 freaking seasons) looks familiar is because it’s made up of clips from old episodes. Why you ask? Because Matt Stone and Trey Parker famously make each episode in 6 days and deliver it right before it’s air time. Still this got me really excited for the new season, South Park is like a fine wine, it just gets better with age.

Honest (Game) Trailers: Guitar Hero

I absolutely hate Guitar Hero and I’ll tell you why. Picture yourself at a house party but instead of good music you hear that godawful Guitar Hero noise of missing the notes over the song I love Rock & Roll over and over and over and over until everybody gets a turn playing.

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TRAILER: Krampus

Here’s the trailer for Krampus, a Christmas horror movie with a solid cast. You got Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, & Allison Tolman. From the trailer I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a strait up horror movie with just a sprinkling of comedy, or if it’s a dark comedy/horror movie. Either way it looks pretty good and I’ll be seeing it.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Recut As A Thriller Is Something I’d Watch

The Paul Blart movies are atrocious, which is a shame because Kevin James is actually hilarious. I know he’s pretty much only made bad movies but King Of Queens was a great show and his stand-up special “Don’t sweat the small stuff” is laugh out loud funny. That being said I now really want to see him in a creepy thriller like this fake trailer.

TRAILER: Demolition

Jake Gyllenhaal’s wife dies and he gets screwed out of peanut M&Ms at a vending machine…that’s pretty much all I got from this trailer. Let’s let the YouTube description fill in the gaps:

“A successful investment banker, Davis (Jake Gyllenhaal), struggles after losing his wife in a tragic car crash. Despite pressure from his father-in-law (Chris Cooper) to pull it together, Davis continues to unravel. What starts as a complaint letter to a vending machine company turns into a series of letters revealing startling personal admissions. Davis’ letters catch the attention of customer service rep Karen (Naomi Watts) and, amidst emotional and financial burdens of her own, the two strangers form an unlikely connection. With the help of Karen and her son (Judah Lewis), Davis starts to rebuild, beginning with the demolition of the life he once knew.”

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to mark this one down as boring even though it’s probably going to be really good.