This Subway Jared Commercial Is Weirdly Relevant

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The other day that creepy f**king douchebag Jared the Subway guy got sentenced to 15 years in prison, so this commercial showing him celebrating ’15 years’ seems relevant.

Dude At McDonalds Get KO’d

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This dude took a page out of Ronda Rowsey’s big book of “How to get Knocked the Fuck Out” and ended up down for the count on the floor of a McDonalds…which is probably the most embarrassing place to be knocked out.

This BBC Reporter Gets The FHRITP At The Worst Possible Time

This poor BBC reporter was doing a segment on sexual harassment and even mentions women getting yelled at in the street when, at the worst possible timing, she gets the FHRITP.

From the YouTube description:
“A BBC TV reporter was harassed in the street while filming a report about street harassment.
Sarah Teale was filming outside a conference on the subject in Nottingham when a man directed a sexual comment towards her.
The East Midlands Today reporter said she was “genuinely shocked” by what the man said.
She said: “It’s not banter, it’s not funny and no-one should have to put up with it.”
In the clip, Teale can be heard explaining: “An online study showed that a shocking 95% of people said they had been harassed, jeered at, or had obscenities shouted at them in the street and a large proportion said they’d also been groped or grabbed inappropriately in public.”
Then, as a comment is made, she can be seen pointing ahead and saying: “Yeah, like that.”

This Simpsons Tribute Is The Strangest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time

I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this video but I couldn’t look away. It’s basically The Simpsons intro on acid and it’s one of the weirdest f**king things I’ve ever seen.

From the YouTube description:
This opening is just a small part of a collaboration project made up by Charles Huettner, Ivan Dixon and James Hatley.
The original idea was to invite some animators to produce, in their own style, a short story in the Simpsons universe.
Despite the fact that the project hasn’t been achieved, I wanted to finish what I started.
Thank you

Steve Rannazzisi 911 Pauly Shore Interview

By now you’ve heard about Steve Rannazzisi’s infamous lying about being in the south tower during 9/11. Check out this post to get a full recap. Here’s another creepy video of Rannazzisi blatantly lying about it to Pauly Shore. Skip to the 1:22 mark of the video for the lies.

This 13 Year Old Basketball Prodigy Is Better Than You

What were you doing at 13? Were you throwing down monster dunks? Because this kid is.

From the YouTube description:
“Wendell Moore is an amazingly talented 6’4 prospect from the Class of 2019. At only 13 years old he is ranked among the best players in the country. Wendell will graduate high school at 17 years old and he’s been tearing up the AAU scene for years now with his CP3 teammates (formerly Carolina Preps). Moore has been part of a CP3 team that has won three straight AAU National Championships. He has already received letters from North Carolina and Duke. Despite many of his counterparts in the Class of 2019 being at least a year older than him, Wendell is still considered to be a Top 5 prospect in the class with potential to be the #1 player in the country when things are all said and done.”

Man Talks About His Experience Of Spending 2 Years With The Yakuza

Anton Kusters is a Belgian photographer who was granted a very rare glimpse into a Yakuza family and was allowed to photograph them for two years. The negotiations just to get access took 10 months alone. This is a fascinating glimpse inside a world no one really knows too much about.

Is This The Most Nerve-Racking Race Ever?

I’m going to go ahead and say that figure 8 racing tracks are only made to watch people crash. And with that being said I’m going to spoil this for you and tell you that not one crash happens during this!! Which is either a miracle or a disappointment depending on how you look at it.

Things Get Weird When Amy Schumer Gets On Stage At A Madonna Concert

It starts with Amy Schumer bending over in her skirt and getting kicked and dry-humped by Madonna, and it goes from there. I’m not sure what the point of this was but it doesn’t really matter. Mr. Schumer posted this to Instagram a few hours ago:

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I guess Amy had already warned us:


A Bunch Of French Hooligans Destroy Nice Restaurant

I’m not sure what the point of this is. Just a bunch of a**holes destroying a restaurant after, I’m assuming, is a soccer game.

This woman doesn’t even know what the f**k’s about the happen:
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This poor old lady just wanted some tea:
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And this dude got the “I’m going to have to clean all this s**t up” look on his face:
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NBA’s Gerald Green Can Jump Really High

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This is Gerald Green (currently plays guard for the Miami Heat) getting his head above the rim with what looks like absolutely no effort at all. If you remember he won the dunk contest in 2007:

Screw it, let’s just watch some in game dunk highlights while we’re at it (I desperately want basketball to start…)

Pete Davidson & Elijah Wood Talk About Steve Rannazzisi’s 9/11 Claims On Opie Radio

If you haven’t heard about any of this yet let me get you caught up. Steve Rannazzisi is a really funny actor/comedian most famous for being on FX’s The League and also is a spokesperson for Buffalo Wild Wings:
For all these years now he’s been claiming he was working at Merrill Lynch in their offices on the 54th floor of the south tower the morning the planes hit and was able to escape and this is what prompted his attempt at being a comedian. His most in depth “account” of 9/11 was when he was on the Marc Maron podcast in December of 2009. Turns out that it is all complete bulls**t and people are understandably really pissed. None more deservedly so than Pete Davidson of SNL fame who’s father was a firefighter and was a first responder and died on 9/11. Mr. Davidson was on the Opie Radio show (along with Elijah Wood who pops in for some reason) to talk about the whole thing and played some clips from Rannazzisi’s Marc Maron podcast interview.

Little Kid S**ts On The Floor Of A Grocery Store & Then It Gets Worse

Well this is gross…and hilarious. This little bastard s**ts his pants in the grocery store then shakes it out the leg of his pants onto the floor. But that’s not all folks, because then comes the poor unsuspecting customer just shopping for his cereal. Will he step in it? Will he avoid the floor turd? You’ll have to watch to find out.

Watch ‘The Mountain’ From Game Of Thrones Arm Wrestle

Well I didn’t see that coming. That was WAL Heavyweight Champion Devon Larratt who is a professional arm wrestler taking on Gregor Clegane who you know was The Mountain on Game of Thrones. The Mountain is twice the size of Larratt but that doesn’t stop the pro arm wrestler from kicking The Mountain’s ass!