3 Morons Try To Steal A Car On The Freeway

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According to the YouTube uploader these three intelligent young men tried to stop a car on the freeway to steal it. What could possibly go wrong? For one, the car you’re trying to steal not slowing down one bit.

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High School Football Player Rips Helmet Off Opposing Player & Hits Him With It

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This was just slightly illegal. This a**hole high school football player rips his opponents helmet off and smacks him across the face with it. The dude who got hit in the face took it all is stride, just throwing his hands up showing he didn’t do s**t. I’m sure someone out there will find a way to blame the Patriots and Bill Belichick for this.

Dude Films Emergency Landing Inside The Cabin

Talk about a situation nobody wants to be in. This plane was traveling from Hong Kong to Los Angels and had to make an emergency landing and at first they were told it might be a water landing. Mr. Cool-As-A-Cucumber filmer guy is Ethan Williams and he decided to film the whole thing mostly to take his mind off of what was happening. Luckily for Ethan and everyone else on board they were able to land successfully at a military base on the Aleutian Islands in Alaska.

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This Reporter Got Licked On Live TV

Sometimes I feel bad for news reporters out in the field, they have to deal with so much bulls**t from people that just want their 15 minutes of fame. The key word is sometimes…because most of the time I find it hilarious what they have to deal with like this guy, reporter Tim Becker from KOIN 6, who got licked on the nape of his neck from some blonde woman.

Woman Rubs Dog S**t In Cops Face…Gets Brutally Tossed To The Ground

Just a little tip for anyone out there, if two cops are stopping you from walking your pugs through a crime scene the right thing to do would be not to throw a hissy-fit like a 2 year old and definitely not rub dog s**t in the cops face. If you do that you might be tossed to the ground like this Australian woman.

Humpback Whale Takes Out Kayakers In This Terrifying Video

Did someone say ‘close call’?! This easily could have been the end for these kayakers when this humpback whale breach and almost landed right on top of them. Luckily for them he missed by a little bit only flipping their kayak over.

From the YouTube description:
“On our 08:00 am Sanctuary Cruises whale tour, just outside the harbor in Moss Landing, two kayakers on a tandam kayak were almost crushed to death by a massive, near full-size humpback whale. We stopped to see a large aggregation of humpbacks feeding and carrying on with random acts of hijinks. There were also a lot of kayakers right in the middle of it all. Humpbacks were coming up next to and in the middle of many kayakers. It was amusing. It’s all fun and games until someone gets jumped on. The next thing we knew, this thing launched right on top of these two kayakers. That was heavy. The video was shot by Sanctuary Cruises passenger Larry Plants.”

Frightening Escape From Wild Fire

This would scare the living s**t out of me. From KTLA:

“A resident of a small rural community in Lake County recorded harrowing video Saturday evening while driving to escape the Valley Fire, which has consumed 50,000 acres and injured four firefighters in Northern California.”

“The terrifying footage, nearly two minutes long and uploaded to YouTube by user “mulletFive,” begins with the unidentified driver apparently strapping on his seatbelt before navigating a smoke-covered road through Anderson Springs.”

I’m going to make it a point to never get caught in a situation like this.

Australian Dash Cam Captures Truck Flipping Over & Lots Of “F**ks”

I don’t know what caused this truck to swerve all over the road and eventually crash but I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say they were drunk. Whatever the case may be the highlight of the video is the guy driving saying f**k over and over again.

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Taxi Driver Yells At Uber Driver & Tries To Fight His Customers

This whole Uber VS Taxis thing is getting out of hand. It was especially dangerous in France when Taxi drivers were throwing concrete blocks off bridges at Uber cars. In this video a Taxi driver is yelling at this Uber driver and his customers. I’m sorry but I take Taxis a lot and probably 50% of the time they’re complete assholes. The get pissed off if you use a credit card, they get pissed off if you don’t want to drive super far, and if they think you don’t know the area they’ll take you on some bulls**t roundabout route to raise the fare. I’ve take an Uber a few times and I have to say it’s more convenient and I’ve never had a a**hole driver. I get why Taxi drivers are mad but in the words of South Park:

Woman Jumps Out Of Car While Driver & Casual Walks Down Road

File this under “What the F**k”. This woman just decides to jump out of her car while driving and let her car continue down the street into oncoming traffic as she casually strolls down the road. Turns out the woman is “22-year-old Jasmine Lacey of San Bernardino, was taken to a hospital for “a non injury-related reason” before CHP officers arrived on scene…“(Lacey) was later contacted and identified at St. Jude Medical Center facility and, after investigation of the traffic collision, was arrested for DUI,” a CHP officer said….But Lacey was released from custody early Saturday due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint, according to Los Angeles County booking records. (Source)

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Howard Stern’s Full Radio Broadcast During 9-11

I usually don’t post serious stuff on this website, but today is September 11 and it’s important to remember what happened that horrible day. This is the full broadcast from Howard Stern’s radio show that morning and it’s interesting to listen to them. The confusion in their voices, the questions no one had answers to, the anger aimed in no particular direction, it’s what everyone was feeling that morning. Keep in mind there are a lot of dumb statements made in this broadcast.

You should listen to the whole thing but here’s the timecodes of the some of the events.
00:48 – First plane hits Tower
07:35 – Second Plane hits Tower
40:13 – Third plane hits Pentagon
53:56 – First Tower Collapse
1:23:22 – Second Tower Collapse
1:39:53 – Flight 93 crashes in PA

Weatherman Nails This Absurdly Long Name

How in the hell is this place in Wales called “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”? That’s just ridiculous. I googled what it means and roughly translated it’s “St Mary’s Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave”. Sooooo there’s that.

Jared “Subway Guy Pedophile” Fogle Mocks People Caught on ‘ To Catch a Predator ’

Skip to the 1:45 mark in this video to see Jared “f**king Creep” Fogle on one of those VH1 specials where talking heads make fun of things and this episode was about “To Catch A Predator”. The creepiest part is that Jared “About To Get A** Raped In Prison” Fogle cannot believe these pedophiles “continue to fall for it every single time.” It’s super creepy because now that we know who this a**hole really is it’s like he’s almost bragging about not being caught.

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