Jared From Subway Tells His Story Posted by Chest_Rockwell on August 20, 2015 Posted in Funny Your ads will be inserted here byEasy Plugin for AdSense.Please go to the plugin admin page toPaste your ad code OR Suppress this ad slot. Jared From Subway Tells His Story from Funny Or Die So now we know that Jared from Subway is a complete piece of human f**king waste. So let’s let Funny Or Die make fun of him. Seriously though, f**k this guy. Time to start eating at Quiznos. I hope this dude gets f**ked up in prison.