This Subway Jared Commercial Is Weirdly Relevant

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The other day that creepy f**king douchebag Jared the Subway guy got sentenced to 15 years in prison, so this commercial showing him celebrating ’15 years’ seems relevant.

Watch This Dude Suck At Selling A Water Pipe

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Wait for it…wait for it… “The sticker that it had on it might melt at this point.” This is why you don’t wake and bake before shooting a commercial.

Thomas Middleditch (Sillicon Valley) Once Made A Viral McDonalds Commercial

Thomas Middleditch of Sillicon Valley fame was on Conan last night and told a funny story about how he once made a viral McDonalds commercial for the internet and then McDonalds bought it and used it in a real commercial. Turns out though that Thomas Middleditch hates McDonalds. Does anyone remember this ad?

Awesome Retro Airline Commercial Makes You Wish It Was The 1970s

I recently got back from a trip where I had to fly across the country. I fly quite often so I’m used to how shitty and packed flights are, but I really wish we could go back in time where there was a PUB in coach! Seriously, how awesome would that be! Also, pong.

Of course those weren’t the only perks…

HOTPANTS!!

Check out Mental Floss’ list of things you don’t see on airlines anymore.