In my humble opinion the Matt Damon/Jimmy Kimmel feud (bromance) is much better than the Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake bromance.
I want to be a late night host for the sole purpose of doing these animal segments. David Letterman always had the best animal segments with Jack Hannah which you can watch the Best Of here.
Mean Tweets live ended tonight with a Halle Berry wearing a see-through shirt…so that’s awesome.
Jimmy Kimmel has been doing his Mean Tweets segment this week completely live. Last night he had Jack Black, Andrew Garfield, Salma Hayek, and Emily Blunt.
Mean Tweets Live is back for a second night! This time we have Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Bette Midler, and Liam Neeson. Here’s last night’s lineup.
Jimmy Kimmel this entire week is going to be doing a Live version of mean tweets and that is awesome. He started last night with Jeff Bridges (the Dude abides), Kristen Bell, and Benedict Cumberbatch. I have to say that the “Her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis” line is f**king great.
Jimmy Kimmely went out on the street (Hollywood Blvd, which isn’t really a street it’s more like a disease-filled cesspool of touristy depression) and asked people who’s running for president out of the 3 choices. Turns out nobody knows because there’s 1,000 candidates right now.
So Kimmel went on the street and asked people about Apple’s new iPhone, but gave them the original iPhone and then it gets embarrassing for them.
I happen to live in Los Angeles where this crazy drought is going on right now. I’m pretty good with water conservation, I don’t have sprinklers (or a lawn) and I never wash my car, which is really nice that it gives the kids in the neighborhood a chance to draw lots of dicks in the dirt on my car (but that only happens every single damn day! F**king kids). True story, the last time it actually rained here I saw my neighbor out in his driveway, in the rain, hosing down his bicycle…I’m serious, that actually f**king happened.
Anyway, in this but Kimmel went out with the DWP water conservation unit to catch water-wasters in the act!
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Earlier I posted a video of Miley Cyrus interview people on the street in disguise for Jimmy Kimmel. Well here’s the actual interview where she wore much less clothing…for some reason.
One of Jimmy Kimmel’s best bits is when he censors things that don’t need to be censored and makes them sound absolutely offensive.
Let’s let Jimmu Kimmel give us a little supercut of Donald Trumps love affair with the word “disgusting”.
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Infamous cheating website Ashley Madison was hacked recently. If the information of its users gets released, millions of marriages could be at stake. That would be hardest on the kids because they’re too young to understand this sort of thing. Case in point, we went out on the street and asked kids to explain what adultery is in our latest edition of #KidsExplain.
Some of these kids have hilarious responses to being asked what gay marriage is. And that last kid knows way more than most adults.
Some people out there have some very understanding fathers.
Adam Scott seems like a cool dude, and his story about inviting Luke Skywalker to his 8th birthday party is awesome.
Hannibal Buress asked Jimmy Kimmel for a ticket to Game 5 of the NBA finals. He got them, but they were waaaaaay in the back.
The Cavs lost game 5 to the Warriors last night and Lebron James was humble as always about it. So to add some insult to injury here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s always funny Lie Witness News segment featuring the Cavs most die-hard fans
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Lie Witness News’ is hilarious. In this edition he asks random people on the street what it’s like to have the L.A. Clippers in the NBA finals, which of course they are not. Hilarity ensues.
The first game of the NBA finals was last night and Golden State won in a thrilling OT victory. So let’s celebrate (if you’re a Warriors fan) or take your mind off the loss (if you’re a Cavs fan) by watching Jimmy Kimmel’s best segment “Mean Tweets”. I think Draymond Green’s is my favorite.
Turns out every person in the world is going to miss Dave. His last show is tonight so make sure to tune in.
Unnecessary Censorship is one of the funniest Jimmy Kimmel bits. So here’s his weekly tribute to the FCC.
Yesterday I posted a video from The Price is Right were a woman in a wheelchair won a treadmill. It was incredibly awkward, so Jimmy Kimmel talked to the woman and she definitely has a good sport about the whole thing.