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If you missed the game, Duke beat Wisconsin for the national championship last night. And this college kid in Wisconsin did what any of us would do, he jumps off of a reeeeally tall light post into a rioting crowd.

FAIL: Dude Tasers Himself On Accident

There’s so many things going on in this (vertical) video. I mean the fact that the guy tasers himself on accident is funny and all, but what the hell is going on in the background of this video?
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Is he motor boating that chick? What’s the point in motorboating someone that’s wearing a thick-ass sweatshirt? I do like how they laugh at his twitching body for a while before going over to him. The twitching feet in the air is definitely classic though.
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Update “Nut Shot Science Teacher”

Yesterday I posted a video of a dumb science teacher getting hit in the nuts with the blunt side of an axe for an experiment. What he was trying to prove with the experiment I don’t know. But this 3rd angle (which was not filmed vertically!!!) shows that there were spikes under the piece of wood. It turns out that when you get with with an axe with a cinderblock and spikes on your chest it’ll cause you to bleed…I think I just figured out what the expeiment was trying to prove!!

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FIGHT: Cop Choke Slams Drunken Tough Guy

*VERTICAL FILMING ALERT!

I love St. Patrick’s day. Not because I want to get drunk in public, but because other people do. Seeing drunken fights, watching drunk people get thrown out of bars, watching drunk people embarrass themselves is what’s St. Patrick’s Day is all about.

Asshole Runs Over Gang Of Street Dancers

The douche driving the car just fucking hates dancing. If you hate dancing this much then India is probably not the place for you since every goddamn Bollywood movie has 20 dance sequences. The video description says he was drunk and got his ass beat after the incident. It also says no one was seriously hurt.

Skater Almost Breaks His Neck

I’ve been skating my whole life and thank God I’ve never taken a slam like this (probably because I don’t skate giant kinked rails down a 7-flat-7, I’ll stick to manuals and ledge tricks thank you very much). Jordan Grace wasn’t so lucky. Filming for Chris Ray’s ‘Redirect’ video “Run Boy Run” Jordan tries to boardslide this insane kinked rail and ends up almost getting decapitated.

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…ouch

Watch This Game Go From Basketball To BasketBrawl

So this happened in the Spanish ACB League game between teams Laboral Kutxa and Bilbao Basket (I think we’re all familiar with them, am I right people). It’s always the same thing: Shengelia bumps Todorovic, Todorovic pushes Shengelia, Shengelia punches Todorovic. Then benches clear and all hell breaks loose. In the end eight players were ejects and Bilbao beat Laboral 93-75 (as if that’s why you’re reading this).