First of all from the accents I assume this dude is from Australia where every animal is designed to be huge and to murder you. So this guy should not be this shocked to see a big shark.
Nope, just nope. This drone footage from Pismo Beach California shows a shark casually swimming around a bunch of surfers and now I’m never going into the ocean again.
This scary moment happened during the J-Bay Open surf contest in South Africa. Pro Surfer Mick Fanning was attacked by a shark during a live broadcast! “I was just about to start moving and then I felt something grab get stuck in my leg rope. And I instantly just jumped away and it just kept coming at my board. I just started kicking and screaming.” Mick Fanning wasn’t hurt but the contest was canceled.
Reason #5,387 to never go into the ocean.
There’s a whole lot going on in that title so let’s break it down. This dude was fishing for sharks while in his kayak (why the hell he would do that I have no idea) and gets taken for a little ride when he hooks one. Then the shark flips him over into the water! Now he’s swimming for his life next to a giant, pissed off, shark. When he gets to safety he decides to jump back in his tiny kayak and finish the job catching the shark. I’m going to give this video 1,000 nopes.
Reason number 3,520 to not go into the ocean: giant 20 foot great white sharks.
Nope, nope, and nope. This is why I stay on dry land people.
And this is why I stay out of the ocean.